Me: "Enjoying gradschool?"
B: "Not enjoying. Just doing. How's work?"
Me: "Same here!!"
If you pick something predictable, it tends to be boring.
C: "Saw you spewing poetry on Facebook. Figured you suffered from a broken heart."
Me: "Ah well, you know it's a fabrication designed to discover just much attention I can create for commercial ends. The URL is "jerngatwork!"
C: "A fabrication?"
Me: "In so much as all speech, thought, and belief is fabric, yeah!"