2016-05-13

Militarise!

I think 2017 hiring mandate should emphasise that military experience will be valued. grin emoticon

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Talent management in 2016. In one day a HR manager may work with all of the following incentive structures:
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(a) aspiring 1-percenters, already working full-time jobs which bore them, who are looking for entertaining or educational side-gigs
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(b) artists aspiring to fame and fortune within a select community of their peers, who are looking to become masters of many crafts
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(c) teenagers without financial concerns, who are looking for firm directions for personal development
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(d) bored old people who just want to pass their time doing something that makes the minutes entertaining
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(e) business people aspiring to master one craft and industry
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(f) lonely travelers in need of family
(etc.)

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Four million pixels, twelve hours a day, and in the dark I see only the back of your dress, face between your shoulders, sweet smile, and eyes staring back at me. So near, and yet so far, my love. The long night starts now.

If you see me in the office, I am in my place of work. Why do you ask if I am free? I am at work. If I say I am at the office, why do you ask if I am free? I am at work. Do you people not work, at work? tongue emoticon

FUCK OFF CLOWNS
Make an appointment.
That goes for friends, lovers, family, interviewees, business developers, sales people, dogs, shrews, suppliers...

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In conclusion, it appears that Malaysians are largely an uncoordinated lot, addicted to social obligations, and imposing of their schedules upon others, with the expectation of entertainment. No wonder the economy is in shambles... but this is not news. Hahaha.

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Nothing like an inevitable distraction to turn on panic mode. Where would we be without fight-or-flight endocrine responsivity...

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Staff: Don't expect XYZ.
Me: I expect nothing of humanity. But XYZ is what we should be doing...

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