Nego

Shareholder: "Can we get you a deputy GM? You need more time to get laid."
Me: "The limitations on my getting laid are due to limitation on money not time. Also I'm a bit of an asshole, and often too honest about it."
Shareholder: "Also, you're terrible at communications."
Me: "Well you know I'm going to avoid getting upset about upset people. Better to write off years of one's life, than to get hot and bothered about social interactions."

Which is ironic, given that the main role I play here is negotiator for many, many parties. LOL. Perhaps the negotiator needs a negotiator.