Shareholder: "Can we get you a deputy GM? You need more time to get laid."Which is ironic, given that the main role I play here is negotiator for many, many parties. LOL. Perhaps the negotiator needs a negotiator.
Me: "The limitations on my getting laid are due to limitation on money not time. Also I'm a bit of an asshole, and often too honest about it."
Shareholder: "Also, you're terrible at communications."
Me: "Well you know I'm going to avoid getting upset about upset people. Better to write off years of one's life, than to get hot and bothered about social interactions."