2016-01-30 at

What She Said

Overheard:

A: Did you sleep?
B: Yes, of course. Are you working? Or just hanging out?
A: Just hanging out. You should get some rest.  You look really tired.
B: I'm not really thinking about that right now. I'd like to take you home and bang you.
A: Home is far away.
B: It's always too far away.
A: Some other day, in your head. 
B: No, not in my bed.

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