Things They Don't Normally Tell Their Dates

Tried friending without fucking; tried fucking before friending. This time I'm just positioning myself as a POS, and seeing what sticks. Hm.

The only things keeping me at this table, are loneliness and testosterone. Maybe it's time you told me why you're here.

I delete your messages because they just distract me if you don't respond to mine.

Studying hipsters and emo kids. How am I doing?