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BREAKING NEWS : Iran Rebrands as A-Iran

"The SNSC notes that Aryanism is out of trend. But any transliteration from ancient language to modern global terms is trivial, so we are leveraging on the secular funding cycle's commitment to synth vibes. We've learnt from the Chinese the social importance of names that start with A. Moving forward, A-Iran will cement its leadership on administrative rosters everywhere."

The White House has signaled its intention to rebrand as A-America, in response.

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