Jobs? Jobs.

You haven't been able to stay in one field of work, you say?

omg. trust me, your PhD counts as one job that you did beginning with the undergraduate foundation that enabled it.

if instead you had 11 jobs over 8 years in multiple industries, and hadn't yet been hired as CEO of something, you basically have nothing ;) #justkidding

11 jobs in 8 years. I think I deserve a 2nd page on my resume. Or maybe I am still supremely kidding myself.

Who the fuck cares what's on my resume these days? XD