Yawn 2

Do we stay in character today?
10:35am - yes. Next check, soon enough.
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Rustic is boring. Artisanal is unnecessary.
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Still in character and managing to talk about little else besides sex, tech, and mergers. OK, bed time before business planning.
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I'm all outta hours and I'm all out of cash. So it's time for bed. 10am and 3pm meetings and more sleep in between, if lucky.
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LUD: laborious unscheduled disassembly lol
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Bedtime. Then perhaps a second day of planning.
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Unit online. Analytics on the agenda.
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Done with a quick glance and some tweaks to marcomms. Back to fiscal concerns.
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Come on guys. Start by assuming that standard mathematical notation gets off on the wrong footing. LOL. And there I was taking a stroll at 3 a.m. and reminding myself that the peace and calm is the superficial result from a process involving a network of selective memories.
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Things must be interesting, when the accountant is praying to Jesus, at you, in WhatsApp.
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Sometimes I wake up stressed, and it takes a few minutes to remember that I'm just parsing a memory of empathy with some other person. Then unfurl the "call stack," and the stress disappears, as preferred.
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I wonder how long it will take for global markets to react as if they don't need Britain. Lol
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Staff: "Apparently I'm not good at anything."
Trainer: "Well, this stage of your training is about learning not to care if other people hate your work."
Staff: "What am I in charge of?"
Trainer: "Anything you can put your foot down on... without caring if others hate you."
Staff: "What if they don't talk to me?"
Trainer: "Do you suppose anyone will survive for long in that fashion?"
Staff: "Why did you hire me?"
Trainer: "High APM."
Staff: "But you said I was slow."
Trainer: "You're slow because you keep clicking on the same thing over and over again..."
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Sat 10pm: expansion meeting
Sat 11pm: survival meeting
Sun 10am: survival AND expansion meeting
Sun 12pm: advisory meeting
Aside from all the internal coaching, and risk of shutting down, that's a lot of flap.
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Meetings are moving around. Done cleaning the toilet, so it time to get up and about.
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Inspired by a nickname from staff:
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IN THE FUTURE
1. Get entire staff to use Slack.
2. Write a BossBot on Slack to counsel staff.
3. Test the BossBot against the Immortality threshold by occasionally impersonating the bot, and seeing if staff can tell the difference.
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