The Buddha Awards?

What's a good name for, a diminutive Darwin award?

Use : where someone's choices don't kill them outright, but simply demotivate and confound them, tragically? Maybe, where someone's attempts to be happy are benignly unsucccessful.

I did a quick search on "famous dumb characters" and "most unhappy philosophers". 

I am tending to think, perhaps to call it the Buddha award.