Reasons I am a Horrible Malaysian

• - I don't remember the Negaraku ( or left and right either, FWIW ... none of these are useful on a daily basis )
• - I like to remind people that the Rukunegara is a poem not a law ( it's gazetted as a royal decree, but what's the legislative status of a royal decree again ? )
• - all of the following are disposal concepts in my value system : god, food, friends, family
• - my grasp of BM is so poor, I wouldn't know how to address the king without a dictionary